if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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