Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You smell like stripper and shame
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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