I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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