My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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