Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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