So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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