I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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