didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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