so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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