someone owes me an orgasm
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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