Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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