Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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