Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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