why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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