just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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