this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
