sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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