on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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