Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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