She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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