what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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