Your tits are I can't wait for
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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