so explain again why im purple
no
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
