The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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