More tranny stories later!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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