I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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