Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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