I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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