That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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