she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
