we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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