I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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