Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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