that's an acceptable place to lick
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
