Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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