Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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