Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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