I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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