i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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