Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Randomize
