fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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