So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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