good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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