my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
