Sober January is a disaster.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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