Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
she told me i tasted like america
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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