Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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