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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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