quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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