My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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