why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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